I have discovered my superhero power: I can make a mountain out of any molehill. I can do it fast, and I can make it big. Mount Everest ain't got nothing on me. In less that 48 hours, I have successfully turned one word into more than 60,000 seconds. (Why, yes, that would be me sneering at Sir Edmund Hillary.) I can even make molehills out of mountains and sometimes, I can do both at the same time. It is a talent, I tell you, and one worth watching (if you have a slightly sadistic bent to your humor, that is). Now if only I could manifest a slightly more useful superhero power, I would get really excited!
